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| Sandra Bernhard: Palin Would Be Gang-Raped By Blacks in Manhattan... | 20 Sep 2008 | shame | lust | really |
| Biden taps reporter's chest, tells him, 'you need to work on your pecs'... | 20 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| NFL Player Posts Photo Of His Genitals on Website... | 17 Sep 2008 | really | lust | |
| CNN: Obama's teleprompter hits the trail, rodeo ring... | 16 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| SATANIST GANG KILLS, EAT 4 TEENS... | 16 Sep 2008 | shame | really | |
| PAPER: OBAMA TRIED TO STALL GIS' IRAQ WITHDRAWAL... | 15 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Lindsay Lohan Lashes Out at Sarah Palin... | 14 Sep 2008 | really | hypocrisy | lust |
| Biden living up to his gaffe-prone reputation... | 12 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Pam Anderson tells Sarah Palin to suck it! | 12 Sep 2008 | really | lust | |
| LINDSAY LOHAN'S GAL PAL SAYS THEY'LL GET MARRIED THIS YEAR... | 12 Sep 2008 | lust | really | |
| KRAUTHAMMER: Charlie Gibson's Gaffe... | 12 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| HOLY SOW! | 10 Sep 2008 | really | lust | |
| Matt Damon: 'Absurd' Palin 'Like a Really Bad Disney Movie'... | 10 Sep 2008 | really | delusional | |
| US military trained Georgian commandos... | 05 Sep 2008 | apocalypse | fear | really |
| NFL star legally changes name to uniform number... | 05 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Boy doles out hundreds of fake $20 bills at school... | 05 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Man Arrested Near Capitol After IED, Rifle, Ammunition Allegedly Found in Jeep... | 05 Sep 2008 | apocalypse | delusional | really |
| Bobcats claim foreclosed house in Southern California... | 05 Sep 2008 | really | justice | |
| 2 out of 3 people worldwide tuned in for Olympics... | 05 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Wire: 'Sea of white faces at Republican convention'... | 05 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| FLASH: McCain TV Ratings Beat Obama in Preliminary Numbers... | 05 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| McCain Campaign to Leave Convention With $200 Million to Spend... | 05 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Palin: It's go west, towards the future of conservatism... | 05 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Detroit mayor, soon off to jail, talks of comeback... | 05 Sep 2008 | shame | really | |
| Abramoff gets 4 years prison in corruption scandal... | 04 Sep 2008 | justice | really | |
| In new book, Woodward quotes McCain: 'Everything is f---ing spin'... | 04 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| 37,244,000 WATCHED PALIN SPEECH ... [24,029,000 WATCHED BIDEN; 38,379,000 WATCHED OBAMA]... MORE... | 04 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Greek youths rob supermarket, hand out food... | 04 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Man Dies From Punch To Face! | 04 Sep 2008 | really | shame | fear |
| FRIGHT: Bus Driver Gets Lost, Circles With Kids For 5 Hours... | 04 Sep 2008 | really | delusional | |
| PAPER: Link between prevalence of AIDS and ancient Rome... | 04 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Cross-dressing thief leaves fake breast behind... | 04 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| $350 million high school finally opens in LA... | 04 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| USA set to challenge China over steel prices... | 03 Sep 2008 | really | hypocrisy | gluttony |
| LEGAL ACTION THREAT AGAINST NATIONAL ENQURIER OVER 'PALIN AFFAIR' STORY... | 03 Sep 2008 | really | hypocrisy | |
| Men's Fidelity Controlled By 'Cheating Genetics'... | 03 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| GET ON SCALE: NY Begins Tracking Obesity Levels In Schools... | 03 Sep 2008 | really | gluttony | |
| Wall dating back to Second Temple unearthed in Jerusalem... | 03 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Florida man arrested for wearing baggy pants! | 03 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| VIDEO: ABCNEWS: OBAMA HAS 'TWO FATHERS'... | 03 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Gen. Petraeus: Troops could quit Baghdad soon... | 03 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Bar owners turn to alcohol 'audits' to cut spills, boost profits... | 03 Sep 2008 | really | gluttony | |
| Sheriff's investigation: Anarchists discussed kidnapping delegates... | 03 Sep 2008 | really | delusional | |
| Cat survives 70-mile trip under owner's truck... | 03 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| DOMINATION: GOOGLE sees new browser displacing desktop software... | 03 Sep 2008 | gluttony | really | |
| Elephant scores 87% in Maths exam... | 02 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Nancy Pelosi visits Hiroshima atomic bomb memorial... | 02 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| U.S. HANDS ANBAR PROVINCE BACK TO IRAQIS... | 01 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| Dubai Tower at 'new record height'... | 01 Sep 2008 | really | gluttony | |
| BUZZARDS Menace Fla. Flood Victims... | 01 Sep 2008 | really | | |
| ON IT... | 31 Aug 2008 | really | hypocrisy | delusional |
| Man Attempts To Amputate Own Arm In DENNY'S... | 31 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| BUSH, LAURA, CHENEY, SCHWARZENEGGER ALL CANCEL AT CONVENTION; MCCAIN HOPES TO APPEAR LATER IN WEEK, BUT NO GUARANTEE... | 31 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Venice film festival off to shaky start... | 31 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Palin's hubby, son not Republicans... | 30 Aug 2008 | hypocrisy | really | |
| Bollywood producers defend 'Hari Puttar' film... | 30 Aug 2008 | shame | really | delusional |
| Michael Moore: Hurricane Coming During GOP Convention 'Proof There Is a God in Heaven'... | 30 Aug 2008 | shame | really | |
| Man accused of stealing 87 NYC parking meters, taking more than $6k.. | 30 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Italy museum defies pope anger over crucified frog... | 29 Aug 2008 | apocalypse | really | |
| World first: Lasers used in keyhole surgery for brain cancer... | 29 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Dems find 'green' political convention tough to enforce... | 29 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| CIty of Milwaukee foreclosing on house after man did not pay parking fine... | 29 Aug 2008 | shame | really | |
| David Duchovny in rehab for sex addiction... | 29 Aug 2008 | really | lust | |
| Gore: Obama = Lincoln... | 29 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Iowa college president steps down after beer photo... | 29 Aug 2008 | really | shame | |
| ECONOMY REBOUNDS IN 2Q AT 3.3%; 'RECESSION' ON HOLD... | 28 Aug 2008 | really | gluttony | |
| Carter: McCain 'milking' POW time... | 28 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| $49 Million Duplex Sold in NYC... | 28 Aug 2008 | really | gluttony | |
| Mexican Supreme Court upholds legal abortion... | 28 Aug 2008 | really | lust | |
| Quebec publisher pulls magazine with 'too thin models'... | 28 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| US welcomes China's apparent refusal to back Russian action... | 28 Aug 2008 | really | hypocrisy | |
| Whoops! BLOOMBERG publishes Steve Jobs obituary... | 28 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| DRAMA: Baby boy born on airliner en route to Australia... | 28 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Man arrested for leaking Guns N' Roses online... | 28 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| MSNBC MELTDOWN -- INSIDER: 'OUR CHANNEL IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP' -- FEUDS, SLANDER AND ACCUSATIONS... | 28 Aug 2008 | really | delusional | hysteria |
| Latest MICROSOFT browser challenges GOOGLE... | 27 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| NYC Has HIV Rate 3 Times The National Average... | 27 Aug 2008 | really | lust | hysteria |
| Baghdad plans to build giant Ferris wheel... | 27 Aug 2008 | delusional | really | |
| Computer virus infects International Space Station laptops... | 27 Aug 2008 | really | shame | apocalypse |
| PETA Wants To Buy SEAWORLD And Free Shamu! | 22 Aug 2008 | really | hypocrisy | |
| Oil falls 5.4% in biggest drop since 2004... | 22 Aug 2008 | really | gluttony | |
| Phelps to write book... | 22 Aug 2008 | really | gluttony | |
| FASTEST MAN ON EARTH: MORE GOLD FOR BOLT... | 22 Aug 2008 | justice | really | integrity |
| DUKE RAPE ACCUSER TO RELEASE BOOK... | 22 Aug 2008 | shame | really | |
| Couple Finds Formula To Win Lottery; Rakes In $700K This Week! | 22 Aug 2008 | really | gluttony | justice |
| Surgeons prepare for world's first full-face transplant... | 22 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Japanese create stem cells from wisdom teeth... | 22 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Wisconsin woman, 20, cuffed, arrested for two overdue library books... | 21 Aug 2008 | really | shame | hypocrisy |
| Poll: Majority wants churches out of politics... | 21 Aug 2008 | integrity | really | hypocrisy |
| Even in Europe, 20 million people without toilets... | 21 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Satellites track Mexico kidnap victims with chips... | 21 Aug 2008 | really | gluttony | fear |
| Indian woman, 55, has quadruplets... | 21 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Living with humans has taught dogs 'morals'... | 21 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| HALLMARK Introduces: Gay marriage cards... | 21 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| DRUDGE READERS ARE ADDICTED! TOPS NIELSEN NEWS LIST IN JULY... | 21 Aug 2008 | gluttony | lust | really |
| California to probe Sen. Schumer over bank run? | 20 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Mark Spitz on Phelps: He couldn't beat me! | 20 Aug 2008 | delusional | really | |
| Monkey eludes dragnet at Tokyo train station... | 20 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Father accused of killing teenager at party... | 20 Aug 2008 | shame | really | |
| Army Moves Ahead With Mobile Laser Cannon... | 19 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| 'Failsafe' face scanners could replace passport officers at airports... | 19 Aug 2008 | apocalypse | really | |
| Congress Has Passed Fewest Number Of Bills In Two Decades... | 19 Aug 2008 | integrity | really | |
| Uproar as star diagnosed with cancer live on reality TV... | 19 Aug 2008 | really | shame | |
| Premature baby who came back to life -- has died... | 19 Aug 2008 | really | justice | |
| Aussie mayor urges unattractive women to move into town... | 18 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| BACK TO THE MOON: Obama outlines space plan... | 17 Aug 2008 | really | | |
| Ellen Weds... | 17 Aug 2008 | really | lust | |
| Obama says pointed abortion query 'above his pay grade'... | 17 Aug 2008 | hypocrisy | really | delusional |
| Moscow's new nuclear challenge to Europe... | 17 Aug 2008 | really | delusional | |
| Bush warns Russia over disputed Georgian provinces... | 16 Aug 2008 | really | delusional | |
| Cops: Mom used 12-year-old daughter as designated driver... | 15 Aug 2008 | really | shame | fear |
| 'THERE IS A BIT OF RUSSIAN IN ALL OF US': STALLONE IN MILLION DOLLAR VODKA PROMOTION... | 15 Aug 2008 | gluttony | really | |